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    Posts made by johdousha

    • RE: You name it, I can crack it

      Haven't thought about it, but I guess I'll give it a crack:

      Many, many finger knuckles
      Thumbs
      Wrists
      All toes, probably all joints in all toes
      Ankles
      Knees
      Neck, frequently and most often specifically to make non-crackers cringe
      (yes, I called myself a cracker; if you have a problem with that I'll come down off the porch and fight you, just as soon as I finish eating my possum and drinking my mason jar of corn liquor)
      Back (upper, middle and lower)
      Nose, as a novelty
      Shoulders
      Hips (thought I'd lost it but I just did it by accident trying to crack my knee)
      Sternum, but always unintentionally

      …and when I can do my eyeballs, I'll let you know.

      posted in Joint cracking
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      johdousha
    • RE: Those crazy hips!

      I've never heard of anyone besides my cool, former self popping their hips. I could do it back in high school when I was a runner and stretched out all the time, but I've really lost the knack. As I am in a public place at the moment, I cannot test your newly-discovered method, but as soon as I'm home and in the privacy of my own room, I shall try it out.

      And I salute you in advance.

      posted in Joint cracking
      J
      johdousha
    • RE: Why do people think cracking is gross?

      Mostly they seem to think we're actually breaking or eroding bone or something ridiculous like that. At least, that's the impression I get. I suppose the more educated of them think it's the ligaments or tendons that are snapping, thread by thread. Very few believe the whole knuckle-fluid-bubble-popping theory (which I staunchly adhere to).

      Ever since my joint-cracking idol in high school viciously cracked his neck, causing me to spend hours (and every one worth it) learning to crack mine too, my favourite gross-out has been cracking my neck with my mouth strategically open so as to make the sound reverberate. However, back in those high school days, when I was a runner and stretched out all the time, I could do that special thing that would nearly gross me out…I'd crack my hip-joints. How have the mighty fallen...

      posted in Joint cracking
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      johdousha