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      Blaze last edited by

      @MasterCracker:

      Limited a first ? not sure I understand.
      of course you don't start karate class with a black belt right?
      Just because you won't be the next Michael Jordan doesn't mean you don't exercise.
      The journey of a thousand miles starts with 1 step Grasshopper.

      What film is grasshopper from and you could be black belt lol.

      Michael Jackson isn't an amazing athlete now.

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        MasterCracker last edited by

        can't remember what movie or tv series 'grasshopper' is from

        AND

        As far as I know Michael JACKSON never was an athlete Blaze.
        All though he had moves.
        Then he started moving in on little boys n now no one cares about that perv.

        Yoga is for Crackers
        The stretching part anyway.

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          bod8 last edited by

          @MasterCracker:

          can't remember what movie or tv series 'grasshopper' is from

          AND

          As far as I know Michael JACKSON never was an athlete Blaze.
          All though he had moves.
          Then he started moving in on little boys n now no one cares about that perv.

          Yoga is for Crackers
          The stretching part anyway.

          i'd rather do some sort of faster yoga

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            MasterCracker last edited by

            there are literally dozens of styles/schools
            I've been practicing for 8 years and still am learning new styles like
            'acroyoga'
            If you want fast instead of slow it already exists
            check into: hatha vinyasa yoga, ashtanga yoga, and especially Jivamuktia yoga.

            jivamukti yoga is like yoga boot camp
            it's hard to keep up
            you have to be very strong and have endurance
            and you will be pushed to the limits of your strength and willpower
            if you take a class

            No walk in the park there homeboy,
            Bod8 i'd be surprised if you could keep up in a jivamukti class
            it would probably break you 😛
            I've only tried it once or twice
            and it almost broke me
            but I' looking forward to the next one

            ps the jivamukti style for me did not facilitate cracking. it moved to fast.
            it was great, but something slower(but prob still faster than your thinking) like vinyasa instigates Lots of cracking , at least for crackers.

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              Blaze last edited by

              Ok i mean Michael Jordan - he is past his prime after Chicago Bulls…then went to Washington Wizards to help out.

              Yoga though - if you are like the only 14-18 year old with like 30 year old women - a lil weird?

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                MasterCracker last edited by

                its all in your head Blaze
                where do you get the idea that it's just 30yr old women?
                yoga is for all ages
                find a teen yoga class they exist
                go to a gym(although thats less traditional yoga, and more like areobics)
                there are always younger people in those classes
                wait til your 30 , i don't care
                practice at home w dvd or tv instruction
                I do all the time
                You need a teacher to help in the beginning
                to get your postures straight

                BLAZE IS AFRAID OF 30YR OLD WOMEN 😛
                They don't bite. At least not in class.
                Blaze when you see a 30 yr old woman coming down the street do you drop your books and run. LoL
                I bet you do.

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                  Blaze last edited by

                  Ok one - i don't walk down the streets holding books - more hands in pockets, ipod on etc. Or cycling about no hands and skidding.

                  2: Im not scared - just i don't see many advertisements for teen yoga classes.

                  3: The gym is closest and most accessible for me where i play squash - #1 in youth league 😎

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                    MasterCracker last edited by

                    I'm not here to push Yoga
                    I'm just saying I now use yoga stretches to crack as well as stretch
                    and if you like cracking half as much as me yoga can teach you the best and safest ways to crack.
                    Thanks for backing me up Kyle
                    I knew I couldn't be the only one
                    Kyle's wright "feels Great"
                    thats the bottom line

                    BLAZE IS SCARED OF 30yr OLD Women 😢

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                      Blaze last edited by

                      Ok MC - let's go with that.

                      Thanks for the biting thing.

                      Cya

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                        MasterCracker last edited by

                        so sensitive
                        My apologies
                        Blaze when i was 14 i was in Love with 30yr old women
                        it's ok your not
                        but you shouldn't let that stop you from learning safe ways to crack and stretch

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                          Blaze last edited by

                          w/e dude.

                          You are right…i have way too much free time. Maybe i should start just revising and learning. I need the extra knowledge in maths, german and sciences.

                          Why apologise? Your right.

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                            ShanynEngwicht last edited by

                            stretching really helps with joint health. since i started doing yoga, my back and knee problems were lessened.

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                              KarenPayne last edited by

                              for me no, i stretch to lessen the stiffness especially in my back but it doesn't take the urge out to crack. i seriously need help.

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